Attention Dads over 35

Here’s how you can Build a Physique that’s better than 90% of athletes.

Attention Dads over 35

Here’s how you can Build a Physique that’s better than 90% of athletes.

Start Your Journey Today...

Let me take you from "dad bod" to "sculpted bod" in just 12 weeks,
and give you muscle-building habits that will last you a lifetime!

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Hey, Dane here, founder of Dad Bod Sculptors.

In the next 2 minutes let me tell you how I went from dad bod to sculpted, (And how you can too, In half the time.)

and the secrets I learned along the way that completely transformed my life…

I had just started my second business, and it was thriving, but my mental and physical health wasn’t.

I was eating whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, and I was frequently drinking alcohol.

I looked and felt sluggish, miserable, and depressed, and deep down I wasn’t the role model I wanted to be for my kids, or the strong husband I wanted to be for my wife.

So I started hitting the gym, and I went hard with HIIT (High-Intensity Interval Training) for 8 months straight.

After 8 months, I decided to enter a transformation contest. I took the pre-contest photo, and to my shock, I looked worse than when I had started training 8 months prior!

I dedicated my life to becoming a better man for my family… only for my body to look worse.

I was disappointed, frustrated and felt a gut wrenching pain of guilt and shame in myself for wasting all that time, money, and effort.

Then COVID hit, and I decided to go back to the drawing board and come up with a NEW strategy.

Locked in seclusion with two 25 lbs weights and the internet, I went on a journey to start learning from some of the greatest bodybuilders out there.

I studied everything that these guys put out over their careers on training methodology, diet, hypertrophy, muscle breakdown and recovery.

Ronnie Coleman, Mike O'Hearn, I even went into the archives and checked out Arnold Schwarzenegger's inspiration.

Then I realized that building muscle over 35 is COMPLETELY different than when you were in high school…

So I developed a program with my new deep understanding of training and nutrition which allows men like you and me to pack on muscle and lose fat like a 19 year old with peak levels of testosterone. 

Sometime after COVID subsided, I started implementing everything I learned from the bodybuilders I followed.  

I got back in the gym, and after 3 months with the right training information, not only me, but my FAMILY saw significant results.

My biceps bulged out of my sleeves, and I could finally see my six-pack for the first time in my life.

I looked and felt like I have conquered the world,
and I was getting admiration from family, friends, and strangers, which put my confidence to a level I never knew was possible.

I became the man who makes other men feel inspired, the man who my kids lookup to as their hero and the man whose wife can’t get enough of.

Now I want to help you achieve the same results, in less than HALF the time it took me, and with less work, with a DFY workout regime and nutrition plan.

Click the button below and let's get started!

What EXACTLY will I get?

WHAT EXACTLY WILL I GET?

12 Weeks on 1-On-1 Coaching…

What You'll Get:

1. The correct direction on weight lifting, nutrition, timing, and the things holding you back from building muscle and dropping fat FAST.

2. Customized goal-setting depending on your life stage and body type (one of the keys to ensuring long-term, visible results).

3. Accountability to keep you on the right track with quick and easy micro-adjustments.

Customized Nutrition Breakdown and Meal Plan

What You'll Get:

1. Take the confusion and frustration out of dieting.

2. The necessary structure and discipline on a daily basis that is vital to building muscle and losing fat as a dad.

3. Discover how your body reacts to different foods, and which ones are stopping you from getting ”unrecognizable” results.

Workout Calendar and Video Guided Workouts

What You'll Get:

1. Proven workouts systems that have been working for the best bodybuilders on the planet.

2. Workout videos to show you exactly how to execute each workout for optimal results.

3. Complete your workouts faster and more efficiently knowing exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to it.

Weekly Live Accountability Check-in Calls

What You'll Get:

1. Questions or concerns answered directly by me so you can stay informed and on track.

2. Mental health checks, workout progress checks, and recovery status checks so I can make micro-adjustments to your plan if necessary for a faster and easier dad-bod-sculpting experience.

24/7 Support on a PRIVATE group message app

What You'll Get:

1. Total access to me and all the information you need in the first 12 weeks that will set you up for a LIFETIME of success.

2. Get any and all questions answered throughout your day/week to make sure you're doing the necessary things for muscle growth and body sculpting.

3. Have access to other dads that are on the same journey as you for motivation and unlocking key knowledge from questions other dads have asked you may not have thought of.

4. I'll help you avoid pitfalls, setbacks, and bad habit-building before they take root and cost you time, effort, and results.

Don’t take my word for it…

Four months ago, Jason, a driven business owner, found himself struggling at 240 pounds. Uncomfortable and constantly battling fatigue in his demanding life, he knew a drastic change was necessary.

Determined to turn his situation around, Jason invested in a tailored plan designed to fit his unique needs. In just four months, he achieved remarkable results, dropping to 197 pounds—a milestone he last reached in high school.

Today, Jason not only enjoys the lighter side of the scale but also walks with newfound confidence and energy, greatly enhancing both his business operations and personal life.
The key to his success? A solid commitment to following a structured plan, coupled with accountability that kept him on track. This transformation has not only improved his health but has also empowered him to take full control of his future.

Jason’s journey demonstrates that with the right guidance and dedication, significant life changes are not only possible but achievable. Ready to take charge of your life like Jason? Let’s connect and start your transformation journey.

JASON

Jason’s Transformation: From Power Lifter to Peak Physique

Four months ago, Jason, a driven business owner, found himself struggling at 240 pounds. Uncomfortable and constantly battling fatigue in his demanding life, he knew a drastic change was necessary.

Determined to turn his situation around, Jason invested in a tailored plan designed to fit his unique needs. In just four months, he achieved remarkable results, dropping to 197 pounds—a milestone he last reached in high school.

Today, Jason not only enjoys the lighter side of the scale but also walks with newfound confidence and energy, greatly enhancing both his business operations and personal life.
The key to his success? A solid commitment to following a structured plan, coupled with accountability that kept him on track. This transformation has not only improved his health but has also empowered him to take full control of his future.

Jason’s journey demonstrates that with the right guidance and dedication, significant life changes are not only possible but achievable. Ready to take charge of your life like Jason? Let’s connect and start your transformation journey.

JASON

Jason’s Transformation: From Power Lifter to Peak Physique

Three months ago, JB, a dedicated dad and husband juggling a full-time job and his own business, was feeling stuck. Despite his hard work, he wasn't seeing the physical gains he aimed for and knew something had to change.

Determined to align his health with his high-performance lifestyle, JB turned to us to revamp his routine. He needed a plan that worked with his tight schedule but didn't compromise on results.

90 days later, JB achieved a massive win. He shed 20 pounds and unveiled the abs he hadn't seen in decades. Now, he's back to weights he last saw in his twenties, reigniting his motivation and vitality.

But JB's transformation goes beyond physical appearance. His entire life has elevated—enhanced business performance, energized mornings, and overall improvement in everything he does.

How? It started with optimizing his morning routine, nailing down his nutrition, and maintaining accountability with our support. His journey even inspired his wife to embark on her own fitness transformation with us.

JB's story isn't just about losing weight; it's about gaining a whole new outlook on life.

JB

JB's Transformation: From Frustration to Rejuvenation

Three months ago, JB, a dedicated dad and husband juggling a full-time job and his own business, was feeling stuck. Despite his hard work, he wasn't seeing the physical gains he aimed for and knew something had to change.

Determined to align his health with his high-performance lifestyle, JB turned to us to revamp his routine. He needed a plan that worked with his tight schedule but didn't compromise on results.

90 days later, JB achieved a massive win. He shed 20 pounds and unveiled the abs he hadn't seen in decades. Now, he's back to weights he last saw in his twenties, reigniting his motivation and vitality.

But JB's transformation goes beyond physical appearance. His entire life has elevated—enhanced business performance, energized mornings, and overall improvement in everything he does.

How? It started with optimizing his morning routine, nailing down his nutrition, and maintaining accountability with our support. His journey even inspired his wife to embark on her own fitness transformation with us.

JB's story isn't just about losing weight; it's about gaining a whole new outlook on life.

JB

JB's Transformation: From Frustration to Rejuvenation

A year ago, Mike was an average Joe, juggling work, regular workouts at Orange Theory, and weekend beers. Stuck in a sour marriage that ended in divorce, Mike decided it was time for a change.

He intensified his gym sessions, improved his diet, and initially lost 10 pounds. But then progress stalled at a 21% body fat plateau for six months. Instead of settling, Mike reached out for help.

Together, we devised a clear plan to break through his plateau. With disciplined nutrition and consistent training, Mike dropped to 10% body fat and began building muscle.
Now, at 40, Mike has transformed not just his body but his entire outlook. Stronger, healthier, and more confident, Mike didn’t just change his physique—he reshaped his life.

Inspired by Mike's transformation? Reach out, and let’s start your journey to redefine what's possible.

MIKE

Mike's Journey: From Struggles to Strength

A year ago, Mike was an average Joe, juggling work, regular workouts at Orange Theory, and weekend beers. Stuck in a sour marriage that ended in divorce, Mike decided it was time for a change.

He intensified his gym sessions, improved his diet, and initially lost 10 pounds. But then progress stalled at a 21% body fat plateau for six months. Instead of settling, Mike reached out for help.

Together, we devised a clear plan to break through his plateau. With disciplined nutrition and consistent training, Mike dropped to 10% body fat and began building muscle.
Now, at 40, Mike has transformed not just his body but his entire outlook. Stronger, healthier, and more confident, Mike didn’t just change his physique—he reshaped his life.

Inspired by Mike's transformation? Reach out, and let’s start your journey to redefine what's possible.

MIKE

Mike's Journey: From Struggles to Strength

"But I’m too Old, and I’ve already tried everything!"

People tell me ALL the time: “Dane, I'm too old, my metabolism is too slow, and my testosterone is out the window. I've tried to build muscle for years in the gym, and I don't see any results. I can't build muscle.”

I’m here to tell you that’s simply not true.

I’m 45, have two kids, and run successful businesses, and I’m able to find time to maintain a sculpted physique, 365 days a year.

It comes down to 3 steps you need to take:

Step 1: You need to build the right habits

If your current habits and routines involve you snacking throughout the day, eating when you’re bored, drinking alcohol, then going to bed and doing it all over again the next day…

That’s not going to cut it.

You need to build positive, muscle-building habits that will get you the kind of physique you want.

Once you start getting into a routine, you’ll start loving it and it will eventually be easy for you to maintain.

Step 2: You need to have the correct training, based on your life stage and body type

I can’t stress this enough.

Weight training and nutrition is not a one-size-fits-all thing.

Watching a Facebook video of a random guy showing you a “muscle-building hack” is probably not going to be the right workout for your specific body type or life stage.

It might not even be a workout anyone should be doing!

You need a customized weight training regime in order to get results and start sculpting your dad bod as efficiently as possible.

Step 3: You need to be properly feeding your muscles with the right types of foods, at the right times, and knowing which foods to avoid.

Some foods are actually holding you back from gains, and you need to know which ones they are so you can cut them out of your diet, and replace them with muscle-building, dad-bod-sculpting power foods.

“Life is distracting, there’s other things I need to prioritize besides from my health…”

Your health is everything, and it should be prioritized above ALL else, even if you believe you don't have the time.

Too many guys lose everything they love in life, because for years they make some terrible choices about diet, exercise, and unhealthy lifestyles.

I’m not going to tell you it’s easy, but I can tell you it’s A LOT easier than you might think. You just need the correct guidance to fit training into your schedule.

How you can start…

Step 1: Click any of the buttons on this page to get started.

Step 2: After you purchase the program, I'll hop on a quick discovery call with you to figure out your current state of fitness, along with your goals and ambitions.  I'll customize your perfect workout routine based on your current life schedule.

Step 3: The fitness pros on my team and I will start guiding you and helping you with weekly check-ins on your custom program and make any necessary weekly adjustments to diet or training, to make sure you’re on the right track.

We only have 23 available spots left…

We only have 23 available spots left…

The truth is, I want to change as many people's lives as I possibly can.

But I'm only one man.

I will hit my limit on how many clients I can take on, and so when I say this offer isn't going to last...

I mean it.

If you're serious about cutting through all the confusing and contradicting muscle-building and nutrition information out there

If you genuinely want to become the man your family deserves.

Let me help guide you through the process, because I’ve done all this and I was in the same situation as YOU. 

 12 Weeks Of One-On-One, Done-For-You Training

 Customized Nutrition Breakdown And Meal Plan

 Workout Calendar And Video-Guided Workouts

 Weekly Live Accountability Check-In Calls

 24-7 Support On A Private Group Messaging App

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  • 12 Weeks Of One-On-One, Done-For-You Training ($5000.00 Value) 
  • Customized Nutrition Breakdown And Meal Plan ($2500.00 Value)
  • Workout Calendar And Video-Guided Workouts ($1000.00 Value)
  • Weekly Live Accountability Check-In Calls ($1000.00 Value)
  • 24-7 Support On A Private Group Messaging App  ($500.00 Value)

Total Value: $10,000.00

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  • ​12 Weeks Of One-On-One, Done-For-You Training ($5000.00 Value)
  • ​Customized Nutrition Breakdown And Meal Plan ($2500.00 Value)
  • ​Workout Calendar And Video-Guided Workouts ($1000.00 Value)
  • ​Weekly Live Accountability Check-In Calls ($1000.00 Value)
  • ​24-7 Support On A Private Group Messaging App ($500.00 Value)

Total Value: $10,000.00

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1499.00!

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If you’re reading this, you have two options:

Option #1: You do nothing and most likely struggle for years Sifting through hundreds of confusing and contradictory videos, articles, and books, Trying and failing, and possibly injuring yourself in the long term trying ineffective and damaging workouts and diets.

Option #2: You take the fast track from someone who’s already been through all the trials and tribulations, And start building muscle and losing fat as a dad in a faster and easier way, With a “DONE FOR YOU” customized strategy for your unique body type and life stage.

Option #3: You say fuck it, I quit. Live the rest of your life average. You attain no respect from anyone, not even your children. You have crashing levels of testosterone and no drive to accomplish anything significant in your life. You go back to all your bad habits and let them take control of YOU and your life.

You have the confidence of a mouse.

People will look at you and think, “Wow, he really let himself go…”

Is that truly the life you want to live?

Dad Bod Sculptors is a proven system crafted from decades of bodybuilding knowledge that has been used to create some of the best bodybuilders. This proven system guides people to streamline their body-sculpting success with customized weight training and nutrition plans based on their life stage and body types. Clients can start seeing incredible results in just 12 weeks, depending on their life stage and body type, and how closely they stick to their customized training regime and nutrition plan. 

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